Top 5 Christmas Jokes in English (TEFL/ESL Class)

drunken santa laying on the ground1. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!

2. Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

3. Q: If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A: A Holly-Davidson.

4. Q: What did the grape say to the raisin?
A: ‘Tis the season to be jelly.

5. Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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