2. Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
3. Q: If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A: A Holly-Davidson.
4. Q: What did the grape say to the raisin?
A: ‘Tis the season to be jelly.
5. Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!